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:Wakes up on plane; finds he is restrained by a seatbelt across his chestOh, Jesus Christ. Donnie this isn't.

This isn't funny, you gotta untie me, buddy.:I can't untie you! The captain tied you up, he almost fuckin' tasered you!:Why?:Why?

You were, like, screaming at people. You were on the floor rollin' around and shit.:Oh, Jesus.:You called the captain the n-word.:I called the captain the n-word?:Yeah, he was very upset.:Really?:Luckily we're in first class. Jesus Christ. I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. :$430,000 in one month, Jordy.

Huh?:They're business expenses.:Jordy, look what you've got here. Look at this! $26,000 for one fucking dinner!:No, no, this can be explained. Dad, we had clients, Pfizer clients. Champagne.:The porterhouse from Argentina.:Expensive champagne and the what, we had to buy champagne.to Donnie:And you brought in all the sides tell him about the sides.:I ordered the sides, so.:Sides? $26,000 worth of sides?

What are these sides? Uniextract download. They cure cancer?:The sides did cure cancer, that's the problem, that's why they were so expensive.:bursting into laughterShut the fuck up!:I'm serious.

:People say shit. I mean like, you married your cousin or some stupid shit.:Yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever, but it's not like what you think.:Is she like, a first cousin?:Her father is the brother of my mom.

Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me. Out of respect.

:You want a beer, pal?:What are you drinkin'?:I got this non-alcoholic shit.:What's that?:It's like a non-alcoholic beer. No alcohol.:It's a beer?:Yeah, with no alcohol.:But, you drink enough.

You drink a lot and it'll get you fucked up?:No, there's no alcohol. That's the fuckin' point.:I'm not a scientist; I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I can get you beer if you want fuckin' beer.:I know, but I don't drink, remember? I don't drink anymore?:What, you wanna go inside and blow some lines of baking powder, baking soda?

Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up. I love it.:Yeah.:How's being sober?:It fuckin' sucks.:Boring, right?:So boring. I'm gonna kill myself. :I heard some stupid shit. I didn't even want to bring it up. Stupid.:Shit with me?:You know, just. People say shit.

I don't even know. I don't even listen to it half the time.:What do they say?:Shit about you and your cousin or something like that. I don't even listen to it.

It doesn't even.:No. It's not like that. It's not like that.:You know what I mean? Like you married your cousin or some stupid shit, you know?:Yeah, my wife. Yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever. But it's not like what you think or whatever, you know.:Is she like a. First cousin, or is she.:Yeah, no.

You know, her. Her father is the. Is the brother of my mom.:Mhm.:It's not like. We grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know. She fuckin' grew up hot and all of my friends were trying to fuck her, you know, and I wasn't. I'm not gonna let someone, you know, one of these assholes fuck my cousin.

So I, you know, used the cousin thing as like. Like an in with her.

I'm not gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone is gonna fuck my cousin it's gonna be me, out of.

Out of respect, you know?:No, I get it, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you're not afraid of like the whole kid thing, right? Like the whole.:What, if the kid's retarded?:Yeah.:No, we have two kids.:And they're. I mean, I don't want to get personal or anything, but are they okay?:No, they're not retarded or anything like that.:But there's a big chance, right? The whole.:Yeah, there's like a 60 percent, you know.

60, 65 percent chance the kid's gonna be fuckin' retarded or whatever.:That'd scare the shit out of me, buddy.:Look, man. A lot of having a kid or whatever takes risk, whether you're fuckin' cousins or not, you know.:What if. I mean, what if something like that happened?:Well, basically, you know, if the kid was retarded I would. I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it. Say 'You're free now!' Like, 'Run free!'

:I check my messages every day when I come home from work. My answering machine. I got a blinkling light because I don't have shit from you. I got my wife. I got my wife checking the messages every forty-five minutes calling the office saying.

'Has Brad apologized yet? Is there an apology message on the machine?' I don't have jack-shit. You know what?

That's not how you treat people.:You gotta be a fucking pal. You know what, I'm gonna give you a fucking pass, just give me the case.:You're gonna give me a pass?:Look, it's a figure of fucking speech, just give me the fucking.:Oh my God, the emperor of Fucksville came down from Fucksville to give me a pass!

Hey, what are the citizens of Fucksville doing today when their emperor's gone? Is it, is it mayhem? Are people looting and raping? What are all the little fuckheads doing while you're here?. Hold on baby.

Donnie.yells:Donnie!:What?:Get the fucking ludes.:I don't wanna die, Jordan! I did a lot of bad shit. I'm going to hell, Jordan! I fucked up so bad.:Get the ludes downstairs!:What are you saying?:Fuck. Get the ludes!:I can't go down there, Jordan. It's flooded!

It's three feet of water down there.:I will not die sober! Cooking meritbadge study guide. Get those fucking ludes!:Where's he going?:Hold on, baby!:Donnie!

Is he fucking crazy?:He's just warning everybody.:Jesus Christ. Get away from the window!

Rogue wave!on radio:Mayday! This is Captain Ted Beecham aboard the yacht Naomi! We are going down!:I got 'em!:Give me one for the nerves!:You're doing fucking drugs right now?:This is a fucking mayday! We require immediate assistance!:narrationThe nice thing about getting rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance. :What the fuck is that kid doing? What's he doing?:The biggest IPO in this firm's history, what the fuck is he doing?:Is he. Is he wearing a bowtie?:Hi, how you doing?:timidGood.:You cleaning your fishbowl?:I just, I had a minute and I.:You had a minute?

And today, you needed to clean your fishbowl, today?:I finished my paperwork and I was, just had a couple minutes.:Okay, nice to meet you.:On new issue day? On cocksucking, motherfucking new issue day?:This is what you do?:Hey, everybody, listen up!:This is what happens when you fuck with your pets on new issue day!dangling the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallowing it:Take your little bowtie. Get your shit, and get the fuck out of my office.

You understand?:Get the fuck out!:Everybody on point! We are here to make money! Everybody on point!:A real wolf pit, which is exactly how I liked it.